That's right. I've been filled with sneezes and coughs for the past two weeks. And we're not talking the puny, sissy little 'keffs keffs' and 'achoos,' no. We're talking coughs that wake your neighbors and sneezes that wake the dead and shoot birds out of the sky. I'll be updating again soon, provided this disease doesn't kill me or make me some kind of virus-spreading zombie.